you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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