Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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