I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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