The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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