they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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