Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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