sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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