As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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