You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
She bit a glass in half.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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