best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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