I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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