ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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