just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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