While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just want nice things and good sex
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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