i can't believe i had my finger in that
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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