I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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