Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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