If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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