It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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