Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
a search helicopter?!
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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