I like to think it a success when the cops are called
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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