why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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