I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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