I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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