He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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