Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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