Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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