Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
no you cant smoke seaweed
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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