Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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