Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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