quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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