i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
two words: eviction party
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
