Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
