Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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