Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Floor bacon is actually really good
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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