i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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