so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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