it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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