He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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