At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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