i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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