are you so shy because you have an std?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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