Capitaan dildo arrescate!
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I currently don't understand fingers.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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