so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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