If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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