i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
