If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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