Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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