no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
