What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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