Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
where does the pee come out of this thing
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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